"When my children are settled, I am going to retire and devote more time to my meditation. Every time you meditate, you get a little further from the world. You become more and more like the lotus, which grows in the water, but never touches the water."
"So what’s the benefit of withdrawing from the world?"
"Meditation is like a glass of juice. I can describe the glass of juice to you. But you’re not going to know the glass of juice until you taste it."
"acting is the most wildly overpaid position imaginable."
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
so did we ever stop kony
i hate the internet
here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Fucking Goth puns killing me to death.
when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop
Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:
Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.
Way to go, humanity.
what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it
I like donuts, cats, and banjos. grab a cuppa and stay a while.