youre gonna look so godamn cool
I don’t think you have a firm grasp on death or hell
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
Anonymous said: Hey what's up?
Oh, just laying here browsing tumblr & watching Penelope. You?
Once upon a time
Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.
where is the lie
Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana